like if u think someone is gay
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Like and commet if you will be my friend
Like, and commet if your single
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
