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Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
