Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: ðŸ˜
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
like if u think someone is gay
Like and commet if you play fortnite
Like and commet if you will be my friend
Like, and commet if your single
why do police never put an orphan in prison's it's to much like a home
You fighting? More like you dying!
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler bro
what do all rangas have in common
they all look like wild fires
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
Question; Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism? Answer; Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the force.
Say my name if you like breaking bad :)
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in fortnite then our other friend joined started flying a plane we died like all the people in 911
