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Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Dark humor is like water.
Some people get it, others don't.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest