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That is so bad, just like you.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

Nothing, they both like kids.

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!

Me: Just like me.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."