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Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.