If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Why do orphans like boomeranges? Because they actually come back.
Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
So if you say a bear shoots children and leah likes Mason Boswells and I go to Benjamin adlard year 6
Any body who doesn't like Pepsi is a coke —suckered
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
Meow meow im a cow and i like cum cum cum
What happens when the twin towers breathe they collapse like a orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Ukraine looks like fallout four woah!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
