"did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah it was lit"
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why does the Sun go to school? To get brighter!
Sun
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
Q: How heavy is a photon
A: it's light!
