How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
I just bought a book about lamps.....
So I can do some light reading over the weekend
cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot
CAM WAZ HERE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating !
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until its too light to light.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
