how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don’t know they just keep Putin them in.

So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door

how many africans does it take to change a light

a water bottle

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn’t, he needed to braille his way out.

i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA

There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician

A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, “Oh no the sharks will get him.” All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, “Professional Courtesy.”

What is the difference between a human and a tree and walk walk home and

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: “Stop pirating video games.” Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I’m guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh

what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.

What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc


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As the car is crashed, “I see a light”

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 9 because my basement is still dark

why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them