Light Jokes

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do? I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through. The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark. Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair. That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect. Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side. Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know. But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up

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When you look at the sun, its like looking at me

Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.

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i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day

Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

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i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.