what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Your so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
Youtubers say light and subscribe
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
