Light Jokes

i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym

How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

He saw flashing lights

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels

Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.

I ran over neighbors cat last night and I just want to say... THAT THING WAS FAST! I had run a red light to get it!

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room

What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician

why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.

im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children

if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Name an ant which is very heavy ?

eleph-ant