Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
