“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
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How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
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what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
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Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
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what do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? they both light up the class room🤡💀
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Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
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Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
A Photon Is Checking Into a Hotel The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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