Fursuit jokes

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.