Fursuit jokes

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣