Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Advantage of Being an Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dummies like you. See, orphans don't have families, right? And those bags of chips that say "family size"? Well, an orphan can eat the whole bag because they ARE the family. I know you don't get it, you probably eat kale chips.