Lifestyle jokes
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.