Lifestyle jokes
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What’s an emo called Anna?