Lifestyle jokes
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.