What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Lifestyle Jokes
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.