Life jokes
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)