Life jokes
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
I did have a good [time].
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
I'm life.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Me and my life.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Your family in a nutshell.
I have special needs, and I was born with it.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.