Life jokes
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*