If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Life Jokes
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
Louie's parents tried this.
These jokes make me want to die.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What goes up but never comes down?
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
