Life jokes
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Man dies.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
I took a sip of water.
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Have a great day today!
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.