Life jokes
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I will tell you a joke--your life.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
afnshjrkf.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
My kid had an accident.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.