Life jokes

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Jakob's life.

I love time.

I had a good day.

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

My sexlife xddddddddd

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I once gave birth to 3 children.

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.

What is a neonatal's first time in the world?

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

Caley's life.

Lachlan's life.

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.