Life jokes
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Memes
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
afnshjrkf.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
My kid had an accident.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.