Life jokes

Jakob's life.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

What is a neonatal's first time in the world?

Kid goes to the kitchen.

Mom: What are you doing here?

Kid: Just checking out the knife.

Mom: So you've chosen death.

I had a good day.

My sexlife xddddddddd

Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.

I love time.

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.

The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.

I once gave birth to 3 children.

Caley's life.

Lachlan's life.

What do you call a deaf child?

-Ryan Simmonite-

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.