Life jokes
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.