POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-" me: power button
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
hellen threw up gang signs her whole life and didnt know
why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
If you’ve got depression then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
If life gives you melons, you're proababli dyslexic
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
whats life if you dont have one...
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
