Life jokes

I wish death was in the form of a woman.

That way, it would never come for me.

Imagine not having a dad.

I didn’t orphan never say home.

Because they didn’t have one.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"

Life.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.

Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.

A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."

"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Caley's life.

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??

Flowers get picked.