Life jokes
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
My sex life.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.