Life jokes
Everyone: "Wow, you're so nice and perfect! Your life must be great!"
*Reality of having depression* Me: "Oh yeah, I guess. 😀"
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
You die. LOL!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Your family in a nutshell.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Hi, I like food.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.