Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
The Suicide Plan That Brings Security
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you goofy goose, you think you're clever, don't ya? You think planning your own demise is a big brain move? You're talking about suicide like it's a vacation package you can postpone. You ain't thinking straight. This ain't about 'security,' it's about being permanently off the grid, dummy! The joke here is that by setting a date for suicide, you believe you can enjoy life, which is completely illogical and twisted. It's like saying you'll enjoy your last meal by picking what coffin you wanna be in.