People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama but mines a tragedy.
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
when your deppresed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
Rules of Dark humor: 1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits. 2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes. 3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site. - Sincerely, Zane
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died
How do blondes play real life jenga? By stacking humans.
My life
Tell me when you get it
wanna hear a funny joke? well that was why you where here... heres the joke Your life :)
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
