Life jokes
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.