Life

Life jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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    • Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?

    Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

    Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

    There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

    I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.

    BREAKING NEWS

    All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

    The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

    The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

    There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”