LGBTQ jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Like if you are gay.

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.

She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.