LGBTQ jokes

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?

A byebyesexual.

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.