LGBTQ jokes
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Anal.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Like if you are gay.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?