LGBTQ Jokes

I am only here because me no like blues clues lgbtq episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do ok. And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support unlike me in which I don’t support it

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

gay fish

Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?

A: A beaver dam

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How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers

What’s the LGBTQ+’s favorite cereal? Fruity pebbles.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade? Capture the flag.

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over? Rainbow road

Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke

I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

What do you call a gay woman? I dont know

What do you call a gay drive up?

A fruit-roll up

i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.