LGBTQ jokes
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
gay fish.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I think one of my dads might be gay.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.