LGBTQ jokes
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
gay fish.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
I think one of my dads might be gay.