LGBTQ jokes
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.