LGBTQ jokes
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
Memes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
gay fish.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."