LGBTQ jokes

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

What is Satan's favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

No

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

What do you call a gay drive up?

A fruit roll-up.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

Anal.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).