LGBTQ

LGBTQ jokes

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.