LGBTQ jokes
So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"
So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.