LGBTQ jokes
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.