LGBTQ jokes
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
I'm a gay.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.