LGBTQ jokes
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Memes
*Explosion in background*
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
I'm a gay.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Anal.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"