LGBTQ jokes
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
None, they both eat out.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."