LGBTQ jokes
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
..do i even need to explain ts..
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"
So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.