LGBTQ jokes

What do black lesbians say about pussy?

"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

What do you call a gay drive by?

A fruit roll up.

TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I support LGBTQ.

Let's Go Bully The Queers.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.

Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.

What do gay Minecraft players do?

Stare at their big blocks.

Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

I'm a gay.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.