LGBTQ jokes

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

I'm a gay.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow bridge to Asgard.

If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Anal.

LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.

I'm hertophobic.

It means I'm allergic to straights.

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!