What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit-roll up
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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