LGBTQ jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What do you call a gay drive up?

A fruit roll-up.

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.