LGBTQ jokes
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.