LGBTQ jokes
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.