LGBTQ jokes

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

Why are most vacuums gay?

They’re always coming out of the closet.

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.