LGBTQ jokes
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I'm gay, lol.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Like if you are gay.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."