LGBTQ jokes
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I'm gay, lol.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"
So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.