Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
LGBTQ Jokes
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I'm gay, lol.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Like if you are gay.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
