Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
What do you call gay parents. poly,
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Like If u are gay
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur
Lickalotopuss
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
