LGBTQ jokes

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.

What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."

What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?

Rainbow road.

I'm gay, lol.

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

What is a gay man's favorite job?

A blowjob.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

Like if you are gay.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.