LGBTQ jokes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
I'm gay, lol.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Like if you are gay.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."