LGBTQ

LGBTQ jokes

People

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Candy

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Soulmate

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Pride Month

Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

People

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Member

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.