Lesbian jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
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What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
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Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."