a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when are arms get tired we just use our legs?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? BOB What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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