When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
