What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Stephen hawking is as broke as his legs
what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off
What do windows have in common with my wife’s legs? They’re easy to open
What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag
What is a doe called with no legs.
•no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
•no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
•no eye deer
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Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks where ever they went.
Q.what's the best way to eat a squirrel A.open up its little legs
You know how Steven is smart which class did he skip? Leg day
what has 2 legs and is red all over
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
What has to legs and is red all over
Half a cat
What's red, small, wet and crawls up your leg? - A homesick abortion
