Legs jokes

So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.

Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.

Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?

Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.

Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?

Both of their legs don't work.

What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa

What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.

What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.

Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

What has legs but can't walk?

A veteran.

I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.

What did John say after someone shot his leg?

Oof!

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

What do you call a fish with no legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Fsh have no legs.

What do you do with legs?

Break!

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

What is a dog with only two legs? A human.

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.