Legs jokes
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.