Legs jokes
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Memes
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.