Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
