How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
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So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay
I have no legs
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
so there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs that said hey sir i've never been fucked before will you do the honors and fuck me, so I threw her in the ocean and said well your fucked now.
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
A Child asks his teacher to go to the toilet "before you go recite the alphabet" the teacher says a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z "good but wheres the p?" "running down my leg"
