What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
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What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
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A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" "of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
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A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
