Legs jokes
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Memes
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.