Legs jokes
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
If I were to cut your legs off, would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.