Legs jokes

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Your leg is straighter than James Charles.

A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?

Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits

What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.

What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

What does a serial killer make for breakfast?

Scrambled legs and toes.

Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.

Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”

Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”