Legs jokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Memes
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?