Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs? – Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs? – Ground beef.

Ear

Stephanie

What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶

Bear

Anonymous

What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵

Dad

Agiantcactus

My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn’t say thank you, no, he said “dad, I don’t have any legs”

Dog

Juju

What do you call a dog with no legs?? …you cant call it anything. It won’t vome to you

Hospital

Anonymous

where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world

Cow

gabe itch

what do you call a cow without any legs… ground beef

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Red

Harry Hardnut

Q. Whats red and crawls up your leg? A. A homesick abortion.

Girl

Funny

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!

Rachel: alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

Darkness

HexBolts4Life

When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.

Fire

Delcie Sylvester

One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don´t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it…And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story…she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after

Puns

(INSERT NAME HERE)

Person 1 says to Person 2: “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.” So Person 2 says to person 1: “What’s the name of his other leg?”

Kid

Nazi Supa Wepon

Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of “do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?” She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.

Airforce

Anonymous

What has legs but can’t walk

A veteran

White

Anonymous

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

Arms

Anonymous

What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run ??

Stephen hawkings

Name

Anonymous

What’s the name for a short legged tramp? A low down bum

Car

Anonymous

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves??

Russell

Red

Skippy Dinglechalk

What’s red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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