What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)

ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.

KIK:hangtherule

Yo mama so “PHAT”, she has big boobs and nice legs!

How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

What do you call a cow with no legs?

It’s still called a “Cow.”

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn’t really matter. No matter what you yell he’s not coming.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!

what do you call a cow with no leg

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What’s red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

What is a cow on two legs?

YO MAMA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T