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Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)

Red

THAT MEXICAN

ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR. OPEN YOUR LEGS AND GIVE ME AN HOUR.

KIK:hangtherule

Yo mama

David A

Yo mama so “PHAT”, she has big boobs and nice legs!

Alphabet

Thisjokesuxdick

How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.

White

Anonymous

Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs?

It’s still called a “Cow.”

Name

Ginger

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn’t really matter. No matter what you yell he’s not coming.

Cow

Anonymous

Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!

Cow

Anonymous

what do you call a cow with no leg

Octopus

Yourself

What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!

Arms

Anonymous

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Red

Skippy Dinglechalk

What’s red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Nut

CoolGirl

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

Cow

Anonymous

What is a cow on two legs?

YO MAMA

Ball

Anonymous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer

Shooting

Anonymous

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said “me find food” and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian “me find food” he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said “me find food” he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop

Personal

Phillipshead

A handicap person was making fun of me so I walked away

Drunk

Mike (the Funny one)

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

Bus

Anonymous

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg? Hop on.

Foot

Dark wolf

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

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