Law jokes
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Memes
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.