Law jokes
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."