Law jokes
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."