Law jokes
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.