Law jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Memes
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.