Law jokes
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.