Law jokes
Why was the picture in jail? Because it got framed!
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Memes
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.