Law jokes
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
Memes
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?