Popcorn Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Movie

The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.

Dad

A group of sperm cells with speech bubbles. One sperm says, "I can't wait to be a cinephile like dad." Another one says, "Bro, we are in a Dune 2 popcorn bucket."

Cop

You've heard of Pop-Corn, now get ready for...

Two women in police uniforms are standing on a stairway while a black man receives oral sex from one of them.

Worker

A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

Jokes

Cremation

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Movie

*Watches sad movie with family*

Everyone else: *Crying*

Sister: How aren't you crying?

Me: I have no tears left to cry...

Movie

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.