The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Law Jokes
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost the case.
