I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
