Law jokes

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

An outlaw is wanted.

What's the smartest crime?

3rd degree murder.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"

"Ok."

"What town did you grow up in?"

"Oral."

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?

A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.