Law jokes
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
Memes
Ohio getting out of hand
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.