One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Law Jokes
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Legally Blonde.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
