What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
