Law jokes

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

A blind guy shot up a town.

I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.

Curiosity killed the cat.

But for a while, I was a suspect.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?

There is a small medium at large.

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

Greg is a pedo.

What is the reason for why women never look to the right?

Because they don't have any rights.

What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

He was stealing all the samples.