Law jokes
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Greg is a pedo.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.