Law Enforcement jokes

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy.

What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.

Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.

What did the rapist say to his victim?

"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.