Laughter jokes
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Your face.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.