Knock Knock Who's there Abby Abby who Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Hi I’m joe
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
I would tell u a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy...
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
I love fard 😋
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
what do you call emo girls
cuting boards
