What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Laughter Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I love fard 😋
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
