Laughter jokes
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I love fard 😋
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"