Laughter jokes
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Clarissa is here with us.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.