Laughter jokes
I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
TommyInnit is a joke.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.