Laughter jokes
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.