Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Laughter Jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
