Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
