Laughter jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!