Laughter jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."