Laughter jokes
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How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?