Laughter jokes
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D