bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
im autistic and i find these so funny
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What does a bullied kid say during at game of Kahoot?
"Id like to Kashoot up this school."
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
I entered ten puns in a joke contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you wonβt get it
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual peadophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!!!!
I told a cookie a joke the other day. It just crumnled
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
