Laughter jokes
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.