Laughter

Laughter jokes

Skeleton

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Math

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Monkey

What is a monkeyโ€™s ๐Ÿ’ favorite dance move?

The banana ๐ŸŒ split.

Blender

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

Ketchup

Knock knock.

Whoโ€™s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ˜‚

Santa

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Nut

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

People

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

Stick

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

Egg

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Pizza

You want to hear a joke about pizza?

Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

Chocolate

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlรจ factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

Sexual Harassment

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? ๐Ÿคฃ

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