Laughter Jokes

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”

I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣

Biggest joke?

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Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

What Did The Shark Say When He Ate The Clownfish? This Tastes A Little Funny.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled

What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...

We should not stop orphan jokes . They r funny a fuck.

You want to hear a joke about pizza? Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

Josh:tell me something funny Mark:my life

who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

what is a Russian joke

something that will be funny for Russian people

An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.

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