Laughter jokes
Biggest joke?
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Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...