Laughter jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.