Laughter Jokes

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Cancer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

What is a Russian joke?

Something that will be funny for Russian people.

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

You want to hear a joke about pizza?

Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!

Josh: Tell me something funny.

Mark: My life.

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.