Laughter jokes
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
Lol, I have no life :)