Laughter jokes

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

"Like if u cry everytime."

789.

Your mom #69.

Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Q: What do you call a gang of emos?

A: Suicide Squad.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.