Laughter jokes
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
789.
"Like if u cry everytime."
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Your mom #69.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.