Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
789.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your mom #69.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
