I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mom #69.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Q:what do you call a gang of emos
A:Suicide squad
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
