Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO (don't bother to like or comment I just had to say this)
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Luckily for your mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
you know, 9/11 jokes arent funny, their just PLANE wrong
Q:what do you call a gang of emos
A:Suicide squad
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How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
youre mom #69
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
Like if u cry everytime.
