Laughter jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
Your mom #69.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!