Laughter jokes
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
"Like if u cry everytime."
789.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Your mom #69.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.