Laughter jokes
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
789.
Your mom #69.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.